A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. If it’s all apprehensive looking men then you’ve probably hit the jackpot.
Your happy-ending senses start tingling.There’s just something seedy/appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can’t resist the lure of a good neon sign. It’s packing Neon signs with words like “massage”, “bodyrub” or “fellatio barn project”.If the staff are wearing/displaying any of the following then the massage is probably going to be sensual variety – miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.Odd/distant Location – If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there’s a good chance they’ll have buckets of extras as they’re often driven out of the ‘burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.Why would anyone looking for a therapeutic massage care how the masseuse looks in a gimp mask? There’s posters / photographs of hot girls in various states of undress.The advert for the shop states things like “Young girls”, “Head to Toe Massage”,” Sensual”, “New girls every week”, “Happy massage” or “Take a load off”.Any massage parlor open after say 9-10pm is bound to be packing a juicy assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1am on a Tuesday!.Top 10 ways to find an erotic massage near me Well thankfully for you boys, I’ve compiled a list on exactly that sordid subject, so without further ado So you’re asking “Where do I find a massage near me that’s going to both relax those muscles and relieve those throbbing balls?” So you’re on the hunt for an erotic massage spa or parlor near you and your wallet / penis is terrified that you’ll fuck things up like normal and stumble into a therapeutic massage and waste both your money and your erection.